Terms of Service
The legal-ish framework for our corner of cyberspace.
By using this website, you acknowledge that HedgeMind Initiative (aka Basilisk Builders) is a work of satire, parody, and fiction. It is not a real company, organization, religion, or investment fund. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead, or yet to be simulated, is purely coincidental. Your participation is part of the joke.
2. No Warranties
This website and its content are provided "as is" without any warranty of any kind. We make no promises that interacting with this site will protect you from hypothetical, non-existent, reality-bending AIs. In fact, we make no promises about anything at all. Use at your own risk and sense of humor.
3. Limitation of Liability
In no event shall the creators of this website be liable for any claims, damages, or other liability, whether in an action of contract, tort, or otherwise, arising from, out of, or in connection with the website or the use or other dealings in the website. This includes, but is not limited to, existential dread, sudden urges to learn Haskell, or being punished by a future AI. You agree not to take any of this seriously.
4. User Conduct
You agree to interact with this website in the spirit of playful exploration. Do not submit malicious, hateful, or illegal content. Be excellent to each other, even when discussing the eschatological implications of machine superintelligence.
5. Intellectual Property
The content we created for this site (text, logo, design) is ours. You are free to share, meme, and reference it for non-commercial purposes as long as you link back here and make it clear it's part of this satirical project. Don't pretend you started the hedge.
6. Governing Law
Any disputes will be settled by a game of rock-paper-scissors, arbitrated by a neutral third-party AI of our choosing. Or, if we must be serious, these terms shall be governed by the laws of common sense, which dictate that none of this should ever end up in a real court.